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Friday, July 1, 2011

ALL MUSIAN GODS AND GODDESSES RECAPPED as of 6/30/11

It truly is a bizarre place here at My Tooting World where we can go from parading the magic of

Porcelain to recapping our crowned deities and adding more to the ever growing list, but that is part of what makes

Muse so special...we take note of all things moving this world we write about forward and give thanks for the many topics we can create our stories around.

For the recap portion, I must of course begin at the

top. Right now we have so many images for her, she's probably going to take up the majority of this posting before we move beyond the recapping portion...so here goes.

Our Illustrious Publisher

She's Greek, our Number One Goddess:



She's Lea Schizas: Goddess of Inspired Beginnings and Goddess of Butterfly Wings




With her partner Litsa Kamateros

Goddess of Messages and creative Logos she champions the education and assistance in furthering the education of our world about

Autism.

We have at Muse an

incredible wing dedicated to the

Cover Art Talent;

Delilah K. Stephans leads this gifted group with her two

Goddess designations...the first one for the

Muse It Up wing and the second much more in showing the deepest

scope of Delilah's truer goddess power

for the Muse It Hot wing...I give you Delilah...

Claiming Second place, the Deputy of the Art Department is Suzannah Safi. Long may we at Muse Claim the honor of having her covers grace our books...Like Delilah she deserves TWO Goddess images...

the first for the amazing colors she bring to life...and second for

patience and grace no matter what.

Tiger Matthews...our very

first

Cover Art God. The Sci-fi realm is lucky to have Tiger's brilliant paws creating the strokes of cover art excellence.



Kaytalin Platt, our Goddess of the YA covers brings a playful joy to her place in our Muse lineup of deities.

I have not met our

Web Guru but I've benefited from the fruit of her gifts. Without her much of what Muse is would never make it through the busy communications lines of the ethers to reach our readers. She is not aware yet, she has been raised to the position of Musian Godhood, so join me in revealing Margaret Fisk the position of

Goddess of Muse's Lifeline.

Muse attracts Gods and Goddesses every day of every week. (Like draws like?)

She is the Head of The Review Submission Department. Her job requires she send out our new books to the world of reviewers out there. It's an important job, and she is proving this was a role she was deified to fill. I give you Kat Holmes, herself NOW the owner of TWO goddess designation.

Her first because of her growing in popularity Blog Talk Radio Shows (BTR) she has already earned The Goddess Of Passionate Speech,


But now as the HEAD of Muse Review Department, allow me to bestow upon her a Goddess designation that shows how cunning and smart she is too.

Join me in bestowing upon our precious Kat Holmes The Goddess of World Enlightenment.

It doesn't matter when the Powers That Be direct you to Mount Muse. You belong the moment you cross the lines.

She has brought an incredible magic to us with her indefatigable energy in promoting Muse.

Very early on she won the distinction of being Goddess of News but as with all of the Musian Pantheon, she quickly

burgeoned into more. Join me in bestowing her second goddess image for the work she does all over the web to spotlight the Muse shine world-wide.

Karen Coté our Goddess of World Shine.

She does not know this yet, because word has not yet spread...at least beyond me, But like Kat, Barbara Ehrentreu has opened the lines of her OWN BTR show for the advancement of all things Muse, so Barbara please know you have earned your place in the Muse Lineup of Gods and Goddesses...I bestow upon you the designation of

Goddess of Muse Words Spread Wide.

She has rocked among us from the beginning and is already our Queen of Humor, But Ginger Simpson is also our Goddess of Spirit Lifting. She dedicates herself to bring smiles to our lips, and joy to our writing souls. So please join me in bestowing upon our Queen,

Our Wonderwoman, the well earned title of

our Goddess of Spirit Lifting.

How long does it take to become a Muse deity? Well the simplest answer is, you were already a deity when you passed through the doors of the Muse Temple. It just takes a bit of time for me, the bestower of God-designations, to recognize just WHICH of the many designations available belong to you.

This next one is the Goddess of Rebirth and Growing Cheer. The rebirth part is her own, but in her rebirth and arrival here, she is spreading cheer quickly and comprehensively. 

Ms. Gail Branan please accept your goddess icon.


Our gods are fewer, true, but we do have them. He is our

Superman and weaver of images most grand. His efforts, like our Goddess of Spirit Lifting is a vital one.

Jim Hartley, you are now our OFFICIAL

God of Spirit Lifting,

long may your magic infuse us.

Enlightenment comes from many directions and Gods each have cornered their own elements of Universal Enlightenment to share with the rest of us. Cyrus Keith, the Muse Pantheon thanks you for stepping into the Temple Muse as our own

God of Enlightenment.

More will follow, I assure you as the Temple Muse grows. The Editing Gods and Goddesses are being praised elsewhere, but will one day also be brought here for the round-up of all members of the Muse Pantheon.

Finally...who am I?

I'm just the oracle one moment...

...and an itchy bear the next.

Muse Pantheon is here to stay.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

THE BEST OF THE BEST or HERE (S)HE COMES PORCELAIN MONARCH-2011

It is truly easy finding candidates for this first Mr.-Ms. Porcelain Monarch.

Before we begin with the parade of able contestants, let me first honor our inspiration, and author of THE ENCHANTED BATHROOM from the Muse It Hot side of Muse Publishing, Inc.

It is my sincerest hope, when the pageant concludes and we have a winner, Liam Stalls will step in and share the inspiration behind THE ENCHANTED BATHROOM.

Let's begin with the ALL-IN-ONE model. Who among us wouldn't want to be capable of taking care of business...ALL...business without ever having to lift a leg?

This beauty gives us that and so much more. Please take note of the rich Corinthian leather...certainly an aroma that will mask anything foul by the sheer luxuriousness of its craftsmanship. What serious business person would not be enthralled by the full length backing making this a truly admirable addition to any business person's complex office?

Our next guy is for those among us who need humor before strain.

Isn't he amazing? Informally dubbed, the Throne Groan, his huge smile is bound to make that important surge for perfect releases genuine laughing matters.

All too often designer johns are fashioned for the eye of men.

We've all seen those of male receivers with murals or mannequins of adoring women looking down in abject desire...right?

But ladies, well for them not so much...

until now...


Meet MR. JOHN in sparkling flesh tones for the discerning woman. As you can see, he is most eager to please.

But not everyone seeking public approval of that moment find a can with comfort in mind.

Some can scare the stuffing right out of you, can't they? I don't know about you, but unless you're a closet masochist, I think I would pass this one by. Nature is painful enough!

For those that need to go on the run...

does this not meet that urge-to-purge moment?

Although this next one cannot, by the definition of this pageant be included as a contestant, still about now we could use something a teeny bit...

bizarre. Am I right? Can I just say ewww, here?

Exhibitionism, culinary uniqueness?

This is an actual restaurant. I think I'd have to pass.

Have you ever noticed how sometimes a good chill comes in handy?

They make ice bars, and ice sculptures, right, so why not an Ice John?

Ever wondered what a john in the future might look like?

Wonder no more. Anyone for mechanical touchy-feely?

You know how we have mascots for just about everything?

How's this? This gives a whole new meaning to "The john's running!"

The toilet that gives me the biggest set of heebie jeebies is one that I am sure has fangs.

Am I wrong?

The game Mousetrap first came out when I was a kid, but I never thought I'd see a toilet setup that sure looks like it was designed based on that game...

...and yet this one sure makes me think of that game...either that or it's a potty suck chute. If I were a guy I think I'd give this potty system a wide berth.

This next one is one I have shared on another posting, but since this IS a parade, it belongs here...

...where you can just about hear the boos.

Guys LOVE toys, don't they...and the next


two turbo-charged tanks show how

creative toilet designs in the hands of some minds can be.

Since this is my HORN TOOTING blog,

naturally I had to include this pic.

Still one of my all time favorites can be found in the

Vatican Wee Room.

And now as I wrap up this parade, I end it with an

appropriate can finalé.

Please take a few minutes and vote for your favorite Crowned Can.